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                  1. 史上最強撩妹笑話十則 笑到她窒息

                      史上最強撩妹笑話十則!撩妹的時候,適當的選擇說些笑話,效果會很不錯。今天,小編就為大家推薦簡短的史上最強笑話十則,讓你撩妹更有把握。下面,就讓我們去看看吧!

                    史上最強撩妹笑話十則 看她能憋住幾個不笑1

                      史上最強撩妹笑話十則

                      1、有次老公開好房間等我 ,我到了門外想逗逗他,就在門外小聲的叫:306,你叫的小姐來了,開門! 誰料隔壁的門打開了,一個男的出來對我說:等會兒完事了到我這邊來一下啊!

                      2、晚上,老公準備睡覺,剛上床就喊起來:老婆,昨晚兒子尿床了,叫你早上把被子拿出去曬的。 老婆:是啊,我曬了啊...... 老公:奇怪,今天天氣這么好,被子都沒有曬干啊?你放哪曬的啊? 老婆:哦,放在朋友圈啊!

                      3、老婆:親愛的,如果有一天你失去了我,你會有什么感受? 我:嗯。。。就像炒菜沒有了鹽! 老婆:你是說失去了我生活會索然無味嗎? 我:小笨蛋,我的意思是我會去再買一包! 老婆。。。

                    史上最強撩妹笑話十則 看她能憋住幾個不笑2
                    史上最強撩妹笑話十則 看她能憋住幾個不笑

                      4、今天去開會,去的路上碰到同事大劉,他邊走邊吃蘿卜。 我問:“哎呦,這個季節,所有的水果都下來了,怎么吃蘿卜呀?” 大劉:“你不懂,吃了它,開會的時候,才能提前離開!” 我:“啥意思?” 大劉:“我們科長說了,開會的時候,你有事離開,我可以理解,但是,你起碼得放個屁吧!” 我:“……”

                      5、有一次和一女同志一起出差。突然我想起一個黃色笑話。便跟他說:“我想到一個黃-色-笑-話,講給你聽啊” 結果她直接無視我扭頭走了…… 我這個桑心啊。然后……然后她在一個角落跟我擺手:“過來,過來,這邊說來。這兒人少”

                      6、某校有女同學抱怨,男生對她好,都是為了想上她。她閨蜜說,男生每個月生活費1000塊,大部分都給女孩買衣服,化妝品,買禮物,回頭只能吃泡面,榨菜,你總得讓她嘗幾次肉吧!啊,多明事理啊!

                    史上最強撩妹笑話十則 看她能憋住幾個不笑3

                      7、晚和女友在外面散步,女友對我說:“冬天還是有好處的。” 我說:“比如呢?” 女友“啪”的一巴掌打在我臉上,問我:“是不是感覺沒有以前那么疼了?” 我摸摸臉說:“好像是真的哎。”

                      8、烏龜正在河里洗澡被癩蛤蟆看見了, 烏龜:沒見過像我這樣的美女嗎?看你眼珠子都快要蹦出來了。 癩蛤蟆:妹,你就別逗我了,沒有看見我身上已經起雞皮疙瘩了嗎?

                      9、上班時收到老婆短信:吃什么食物能減肥? 我上網查了一下回她:1.玉米;2.山楂;3.蘋果;4.地瓜。 下班回家看到她躺沙發上喘氣,問她怎么了? 她說:“一根玉米兩顆山楂不在話下,三個蘋果也還行,四個地瓜撐死我了。”

                      10、那天想約一個女生出來,打電話之前醞釀了半天,結果電話是她爸接的,我一激動說了句:叔叔您好,阿姨在家么?我想叫她出來玩。

                      以上就是,小編為各位帶來的史上最強撩妹笑話十則_史上最強笑話十則簡短了,更多精彩內容,敬請關注!

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